tumblrisforlulz:

I just turned the TV on to see this.

He says it cures cancer, and some lady called in and said she layed the cloth on her checkbook- and the next day, she received $1,000!!~!~!!!

CALL THIS NUMBER BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!!!

EDIT: It also cures blindness, arthritis, and many other diseases.

FUCK SCIENCE. WE JUST NEED THIS CLOTH.