The Coast is Clear, Dumbshit

From AP via WFMU’s Beware of the Blog:

House Speaker Dennis Hastert of Ill., center, gets out of a Hydrogen Alternative Fueled automobile, left, as he prepares to board his SUV, which uses gasoline, after holding a news conference at a local gas station in Washington, Thursday, April 27, 2006 to discuss the recent rise in gas prices. Hastert and other members of Congress drove off in the Hydrogen-Fueled cars only to switch to their official cars to drive the few blocks back to the U.S. Capitol.

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In Iraqi Town, Trainees Are Also Suspects

From the Washington Post:

After midnight on a bare stretch of highway near this ramshackle town last week, Staff Sgt. Jason Hoover saw what looked like a fishing line strung across the road and ordered his Humvee to a screeching halt.

The cord was connected to an old, Russian artillery shell half-buried in the earthen shoulder and rigged to activate with a firm tug. Hoover traced its path nearly a half-mile though a plowed field, over another highway, and across a canal, where he found four Iraqi infrastructure policemen who were supposed to be guarding an oil pipeline. They said they had no idea what the cord was doing there.

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Metal: A Headbanger's Journey

Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey. Grade: B

It’s about time there was a serious attempt to make a movie about heavy metal music. Okay, Spinal Tap nailed it, Decline 2 was sadly funny, and Heavy Metal Parking Lot is the greatest fan film ever.

This one is very interesting. But not so much visually. You’re not going to see many bands performing. I’m sure it had to do with money and rights and a bunch of legal nonsense, but there is very little concert footage. A snippet of Slayer, a little Maiden, and a couple of other bands. Most of the concert footage is simply shots of people moshing around and holding up their devil-horn fingers. Would have been great to see more bands, even just a couple of them.

The bulk of the film is interviews, which could be a problem when you’re doing a movie on heavy metal. A lot of these guys are morons, and after some of them have spoken for a few minutes, you realize that they haven’t said anything. I’m thinking especially of the interview clips with Slipknot, as well as a few others. And after just seeing the doc American Hardcore, about the early American punk scene, I noticed a real contrast. The punkers actually had things to say, and said them well. A lot of the metal guys, let’s face it…

Luckily, there are some rockers with verbal advantage. And some surprised me.

Bruce Dickinson, interviewed sans spandex pants and knee-high athletic socks, comes across as an intellectual giant veering toward saying things so deep they’re laughable. I was impressed.

Other great interview moments come from, and a mention here is not necessarily an endorsement of their music: Rob Zombie, Dee Snider, Ronnie James Dio, and the immortal Lemmy.

The highlight of the film is director Sam Dunn’s trip to Norway, to interview musicians from that country’s black metal scene. And throw in the brief interview with Necrobutcher from Mayhem. What a film that would have made just in itself. (It’s a book, Lords of Chaos, A.)

Ultimately, the film is very interesting. Dunn has a great grasp on the music, and the chart he frequently shows that breaks down the metal family tree is spot on. Heavy metal as a genre is a huge subject, and Dunn does a great job dissecting it and introducing most of the major players. Heavy metal will always be a laughing stock culturally. Let’s face it, men in tights singing songs about dungeons and dragons and Stephen King novels are ripe for mockery.
Hopefully this film leads to more metal documentaries. So much material. It’s a great doc, just could have used more Manowar.

Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey. Grade: B

Leaders' gun battle threatens Chechen stability

From the Mail & Guardian:

The Moskovski Komsomolets newspaper reported that Alkhanov had banned Kadyrov from bringing more than two of his private army with him into meetings. It reported that Chechen Prime Minister Ramzan Kadyrov had rung President Alu Alkhanov and given him 30 minutes to flee the presidential administration as his men wanted to storm it. Both sides called for reinforcements and there was further shooting before the situation was defused. Kadyrov later rang Alkhanov to apologise, the paper said.

An aide to Kadyrov played down the clash, saying Kadyrov had attended the meeting. “It was simply a fight between two young sporty guys who don’t know how to use their energy and so had a fight,” he said.

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SportsShooter Annual Contest Winners

From SportsShooter:

The lively debate between Villa’s photograph of a goose attacking a high school cross country runner as she nears the finish line and Miralle’s black and while image of a sumo wrestler standing on a up side of an escalator as a gawking woman passes on the down side had Brown and Hanashiro voting for the action photo with Rickman and Skalij opting strongly for the feature.

Skalij: “The escalator (photo) is such an immediate read, you laugh right away. With the goose (photo) you had to read the caption to actually see what’s happening.”

Brown: “I didn’t have to read the caption! That animal’s (obviously) gone wild! I knew immediately that a goose was slapping her. I didn’t have to read the caption!”
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